Moving day.
Helping dear old mom downsize from the big house.
Even (better news????), she bought a condo from minutes from us...
She'll be over every day!
Corner Irish Bar
I can't do country. My attention span is too short. I start to get angry when stops are multiple miles apart. Feels like the day is never gonna end.
Pussy
She'll be over every day!
You should convert your basement man cave into an apartment for her.
@ovah we are waiting for our coffee and donuts.
.chop chop.
Yup, I have your nasty butter pecan coffee and your pumpkin donuts....
I foresee him at the BK drive through window
I forsee myself shitting inside your bag.
My new hobby is going down to the apartment lobby to take my shits. Oh you wanna up my rent? Well catch this fucking turd bitch!
Need to be trained on whatever DIAD they are on...I think 5 was the last one I used?
My new hobby is going down to the apartment lobby to take my shits. Oh you wanna up my rent? Well catch this fucking turd bitch!
Don’t flush !
She'll be over every day!
Its already cost me $175 for a new 2 wheeler & some of those shoulder straps to help move appliances & shit.
Bonus. I lost her garage to keep my Harley in.
My new hobby is going down to the apartment lobby to take my shits. Oh you wanna up my rent? Well catch this fucking turd bitch!
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