Lol nah bro. My apartment is fire. I went out yesterday to the liqour store. So many fire bitches wearing tank Tops and booty shorts. Was blasting my Linkin Park in my Acura Integra. Their panties started getting wet. I was like yeah I'm the shit bruh.
Retard
Currently headed to the panel with a young man who got too friendly with someone at a pick up. He was really sure she liked him.
Turns out not so much
Be careful
Don't shit where you eat.
That shirt makes you look thinner and taller!
Thinner yes. These special shoes I bought give me the extra couple of inches in height
Did you see that piece of meat @gumby posted last night?
Look like he turned it into shoe leather and then put a couple of used tampons next to it! 🤢
Who the fuck leaves the roots on green onions?
A few years ago I threw some in a much pile. Those potatoes actually came out pretty good.
No one fuckin cares…
Currently headed to the panel with a young man who got too friendly with someone at a pick up. He was really sure she liked him.
Turns out not so much
Be careful
I had a girl at a phone store introduce herself to a cover driver as my wife.
He goes "badideaguy isn't married".
And she says "well not yet, but he will be."
I spent the next six months waiting for her to snap more and call the 1800 number on me or something.
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